Thursday, October 7, 2010

Hot Chicks...

           OK. Who doesn't love a hot chick, chicks love looking at hot chicks otherwise everyone on tv would look like that fat midget fuck Snookie, it inspires them to be more, to go out buy the best make up, the best clothes just wasting their money on useless shit they turn around and call "feminine products" (not just bloody twat stuffers boys, pay attention.)  The entertainment and advertisment business pressure these everyday normal women who we've come to know and love not because they arent as beautiful as the women on TV but because they are genuine. They are true, honest and nice.
Hot and AthleticGotta Love Athletism

           This comes to the point I really wanted to make, hot chicks, stop being Cunts.  Yes, Yes I know they aren't all cunts they are a few chicks out their with a face and body for TV and heart like Mother Theres, I've come to know a few of these and one imparticular girl comes to mind but I never use names (not even mine).  Hands down the nicest person I have ever met, she is genuine to all extent and yet she's still fucking smoking but this is what I also know.  She is way out of my league and I know this so I will not hit on her.  So once again I'm off track (because I'm high right now) but ladies stop being such Cunt's and acting like I need to own a plane(it's the only thing extravagent I could think of) to take a ride in or around your pussy.  Also ladies, some of us average folk are really good at licking a clit so keep that in mind. 

Hot Athlete
Not actually a dike golfer shes actually here with her H&M model boyfriend with his spikey frost tip'd hair

        So ladies, women, and cunts alike you are not a fucking princess act like the rest of us get by on your hard work not your sweet ass (that looks like an upsidedown heart).  And I'm sorry like I said before fuck your feelings when it comes to my opinion, call me a dick, judgemental, whatever, but the reason I love skinny chicks is not simply cause their skinny to me it suggest one of two things, they eat right (which means they care about their body in turn they will care about yours) or they are athletic (which means they care about their body in turn they will care about your body and have a tight ass and a tight place to stick my dick).  When you see a over weight person and i'm not talk 5-10-20 pounds overweight (fuck I've gained 10 pounds of fat since i got out of the Marine Corps) I'm talking about heffers. I've covered this topic before so i'll just state it simple again, NO ONE WANTS TO FUCK YOU (Excepts the brothers and thats why I love you Chexmix). But to end this ramble hot chicks lighten the fuck up and for fucks sake be nice.
like I said I'm highWhat more do you want from me?

P.S.  Hot chicks if an average dude is trying to hang out and they have never hit on you they really just want to hang out.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Fuck you college

          Well to start off, Fuck School...  This whole thing in our society that the more schooling you have the smarter you are or the better off you will be.  To say ones educated vesus one being smart are two very different things in my eyes, I've met alot of fucking stupid educated people.  The reason I say they are stupid is not actually because they are not intelligent its more or less because they have no common sense or they are so fucking high and mighty on themselves they think they are better than average folk like me.  I know some very smart people that like me don't believe in a University settings for a "proper education" and are hands down the smartest people I have ever met.  Unlike them, I gave into this University setting to try to better myself for the real world, fuck that, I would be so pissed if I would have to pay for these "generals" to get credits to graduate (thanks to the GI bill I don't have to pay).  Its a fucking joke, it's just a scam for these Univeristy's to make a buck before they send these kids out into the world to think they're better than the rest of us.  So like these people have no life experinces just this, well really, still a high school mind set and they turn into these "rulers of the universe" and really they do, they are our government.

Most of my post are supposed to be some sort of my attempt on humor but I had to get this off my chest and I'm REALY high so I'll give you this and I'm sorry . Of one the Educated people.

Thursday, September 30, 2010

Masturbation

           So, here it is, the truth behind why guys beat off as much as we do..... WE GET BORED.   90% of men beat off because were just plan fucking bored with nothing better to do.  Its not that men are horny-vagina-crazed-perverts (thats the other 10% of the men) we just like cuming .  Regardless if its actually in a pussy(which we prefer) or in our own hand. Cuming is Cuming. We will be sitting on a computer with 15 minutes to spare with no one around, theres nothing wrong if a dude whips out his cock and starts tugging.
sorry>>>
           
            The only time I do believe it is wrong is where some of those 10th percentile takes it to far and has a little too much fun where he is not suppose to.  When you bring in this 10th percentile you get your creepers, wierdos, pedophiles, and yes even rapist but that is for another place and time.  But men lets go over some of the spots its ok to beat off in starting with your own private bathroom with a laptop or magazines, perfect, you have everything right there, a locked door, your preferred lubricants, and a covenient clean up.  Your locked bedroom, just as good with out the convenient clean up (ladies stay away from socks in the dirty laundry).  Fuck, even in you own car in the middle of nowhere or driving at night; So heres a good time to talk about the bad places to beat off.  In your car while parked in front of a school,  public restrooms, and the worst of them all,  Cummunal Showers, that is absolutly disgusting,  no one needs to see your baby making jelly fish on the shower floor. See, it even cost some people money.

           The last thing I'm going to talk about rubbing one out is, Women, don't get upset if you catch your boyfriend/husband getting off without you.  You need to handle the situation one of three ways go (and I mean this litterally) "LEND A HAND,"  he might get a little embarressed if its your first time catching him, hes not a dog don't scould him and rub his nose in it, get down on your knees and suck that dick.  The second way is to use this as an advantage, let him finish up and give him a good 15 minutes of rest then go get your fuck on(especially if you were giving up the pussy more, he wouldn't have to beat off).  I guarentee you he will last longer which means you have more fun.  And the third way, if the sitiuation arisses, do nothing, who gives a fuck if your dude beats his meat.  YOU DO IT TO....

^^^SEE BOREDOM^^^

Wednesday, September 29, 2010

It's time someone says, "You know what America? You are Fucking FAT!!!"

            Welcome to The BAD Civilians first blog.  I need to get this off my chest before I do anything else, You fuckers are getting fat out there.  Jump on a treadmill, strap on some rollerblades, go for a bike ride or go for a fucking walk.  20 Minutes of exercise will not fucking kill you and some Dr's even say, (can you believe this)  it's actually GOOD for you....  So this also means grease and fat doesn't have to be in everything you eat, I understand fried chicken is delicious, but not all of our food has to be deep fried.  Who remembers the food pyramid from school, it was a little chart advising what to eat in order to be healthy?  Well there you go!

          Do you see the top one?  Fat's, Oil's, and sweets... Do you see where it says "Use Sparingly"?  Yes, I do understand its just a guidline but parents I blame you...  You don't need to take that little fuck Billy to McDonalds every time he whines about Diner.  Shove some vegetables down his throat, send him out to play to get some fresh air and excersize and for fucks sake teach them some disipline. 
          In closing I'm not trying to say fat people are BAD (thats my job) I'm just saying wouldn't you rather be heathly, and I'm not saying skinny means healthy, I'm skinny and unheathly, but I try to eat right and exercise and thats all I am really asking of you.  For the better of health of this country and your children.


O.K. Now I get to be a real dick to prove my point, simply who would you rather fuck?
And for you ladies...