Masturbation

           So, here it is, the truth behind why guys beat off as much as we do..... WE GET BORED.   90% of men beat off because were just plan fucking bored with nothing better to do.  Its not that men are horny-vagina-crazed-perverts (thats the other 10% of the men) we just like cuming .  Regardless if its actually in a pussy(which we prefer) or in our own hand. Cuming is Cuming. We will be sitting on a computer with 15 minutes to spare with no one around, theres nothing wrong if a dude whips out his cock and starts tugging.

sorry>>>

           

            The only time I do believe it is wrong is where some of those 10th percentile takes it to far and has a little too much fun where he is not suppose to.  When you bring in this 10th percentile you get your creepers, wierdos, pedophiles, and yes even rapist but that is for another place and time.  But men lets go over some of the spots its ok to beat off in starting with your own private bathroom with a laptop or magazines, perfect, you have everything right there, a locked door, your preferred lubricants, and a covenient clean up.  Your locked bedroom, just as good with out the convenient clean up (ladies stay away from socks in the dirty laundry).  Fuck, even in you own car in the middle of nowhere or driving at night; So heres a good time to talk about the bad places to beat off.  In your car while parked in front of a school,  public restrooms, and the worst of them all,  Cummunal Showers, that is absolutly disgusting,  no one needs to see your baby making jelly fish on the shower floor. See, it even cost some people money.

           The last thing I'm going to talk about rubbing one out is, Women, don't get upset if you catch your boyfriend/husband getting off without you.  You need to handle the situation one of three ways go (and I mean this litterally) "LEND A HAND,"  he might get a little embarressed if its your first time catching him, hes not a dog don't scould him and rub his nose in it, get down on your knees and suck that dick.  The second way is to use this as an advantage, let him finish up and give him a good 15 minutes of rest then go get your fuck on(especially if you were giving up the pussy more, he wouldn't have to beat off).  I guarentee you he will last longer which means you have more fun.  And the third way, if the sitiuation arisses, do nothing, who gives a fuck if your dude beats his meat.  YOU DO IT TO....

^^^SEE BOREDOM^^^

It's time someone says, "You know what America? You are Fucking FAT!!!"

            Welcome to The BAD Civilians first blog.  I need to get this off my chest before I do anything else, You fuckers are getting fat out there.  Jump on a treadmill, strap on some rollerblades, go for a bike ride or go for a fucking walk.  20 Minutes of exercise will not fucking kill you and some Dr's even say, (can you believe this)  it's actually GOOD for you....  So this also means grease and fat doesn't have to be in everything you eat, I understand fried chicken is delicious, but not all of our food has to be deep fried.  Who remembers the food pyramid from school, it was a little chart advising what to eat in order to be healthy?  Well there you go!

          Do you see the top one?  Fat's, Oil's, and sweets... Do you see where it says "Use Sparingly"?  Yes, I do understand its just a guidline but parents I blame you...  You don't need to take that little fuck Billy to McDonalds every time he whines about Diner.  Shove some vegetables down his throat, send him out to play to get some fresh air and excersize and for fucks sake teach them some disipline. 

          In closing I'm not trying to say fat people are BAD (thats my job) I'm just saying wouldn't you rather be heathly, and I'm not saying skinny means healthy, I'm skinny and unheathly, but I try to eat right and exercise and thats all I am really asking of you.  For the better of health of this country and your children.

O.K. Now I get to be a real dick to prove my point, simply who would you rather fuck?

And for you ladies...