Wednesday, September 29, 2010

It's time someone says, "You know what America? You are Fucking FAT!!!"

            Welcome to The BAD Civilians first blog.  I need to get this off my chest before I do anything else, You fuckers are getting fat out there.  Jump on a treadmill, strap on some rollerblades, go for a bike ride or go for a fucking walk.  20 Minutes of exercise will not fucking kill you and some Dr's even say, (can you believe this)  it's actually GOOD for you....  So this also means grease and fat doesn't have to be in everything you eat, I understand fried chicken is delicious, but not all of our food has to be deep fried.  Who remembers the food pyramid from school, it was a little chart advising what to eat in order to be healthy?  Well there you go!

          Do you see the top one?  Fat's, Oil's, and sweets... Do you see where it says "Use Sparingly"?  Yes, I do understand its just a guidline but parents I blame you...  You don't need to take that little fuck Billy to McDonalds every time he whines about Diner.  Shove some vegetables down his throat, send him out to play to get some fresh air and excersize and for fucks sake teach them some disipline. 
          In closing I'm not trying to say fat people are BAD (thats my job) I'm just saying wouldn't you rather be heathly, and I'm not saying skinny means healthy, I'm skinny and unheathly, but I try to eat right and exercise and thats all I am really asking of you.  For the better of health of this country and your children.


O.K. Now I get to be a real dick to prove my point, simply who would you rather fuck?
And for you ladies...


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